what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick
Is it weird that I find jerking off diminishes my being?? Like not like I’m a bad person or anything bc of it but like I don’t do it the day before an event or something bc this pent up sexual frustration kind of makes me who I am like I’m less me if I’ve jerked off recently??? Like I lose my sexual frustration spark
probably my favorite tags i’ve ever seen here
The internet is useless. Fucking useless.
minimalist themes r my fave bc i am constantly running on excruciatingly slow internet so if u have minimalist 1 column themes u can be sure im on ur blog like flies on a hog
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."