me: hey google what's up
google: did you mean the stratosphere?
me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

sharkpal:

importanteel mentioned you in a post “sharkpal reply on facebool”

sharkpal reply on facebool

i cant im busy avoiding people

importanteel call me if v important

importanteel mentioned you in a post “sharkpal reply on facebool”

sharkpal reply on facebool

i cant im busy avoiding people

we’ve come so far since primary school

im so proud of us both

tendads:

Tom Haverford going “Nooooo!”: A Supercut

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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